Most holidays are super sweet; filled with sugar and spice and everyone on their best behavior. Halloween, on the other hand, is when we all get to act up a bit and show off our witchy side. These snarky Halloween shirts are the perfect thing to wear when you’re feeling a bit on the snide side of life.
For the Moody PMSer
Off the shoulder top is just cute enough that (hopefully) it adds a little humor to those times when you’re having a meltdown.
For the Mom on Trick or Treat Duty
The perfect shirt to wear when you take the kiddos trick-or-treating. Carry a wine glass along with you and hope that some kind neighbor fills the cup for you!
For the Woman Who’s Hot and Knows It
If you’ve got it, flaunt it! Funny Halloween shirt draws attention to one of your best assets.
For All the RBFers
Ever been accused (or do you think you actually have) RBF? Then this Resting Witch Face is the perfect Halloween shirt – and the one that I’m most tempted to send my slightly evil SIL (who does have actually have RBF).
For the Take-Charge Women
“Some days you have to put on the hat and remind them who they’re dealing with“…truer words were never spoken!
Hands up if you need one these for year round wear to the office!
For the Mom Whose Kids Are Too Young to Count
One of my saddest days in life was when my kids were old enough to actually count their Snickers bars before they went to bed so they would know in the morning whether I had stolen any of their goodies.
Really? And to think I went through thousands of hours of labor for the ingrates…Thank goodness there’s still wine.
For the Girl Who Just Wants to Have Fun
If your motto is, “I’ll drink to that”, then this is your perfect Halloween shirt!
For the Woman Surrounded by Idiots
I know…it’s an absolute miracle that you haven’t gone absolutely non-linear over all the fools and idiots (read: co-workers and children) you’re surrounded with. Give them fair warning before you turn into a raging monster!
For the Eco-Conscious Woman
You recycle; you drive a Prius; you’re organizing the neighborhood Earth Day clean up. What else would your broomstick run on than wine?
For the Woman Who Really Wants to Freak People Out
“Sometimes, late at night, I’ll dig a hole in the backyard just to mess with my neighbors“.
There’s a line and you’ve just crossed it.